My dog is gay…

and I have the photos to prove it.

I call this one: “This is my bitch, yo”

This one I call: “Brokeback Dogs”

and finally: “Big Pimpin”

“GOD DAMN IT, KITTEH, THAT’S A BAD KITTEH!

kitty: meow. .Maaroooow, Rooaaaoow

ME: No kitty, you can’t go outside

kitty: rAAAAAAOOOOOW.

me: No kitty! That’s a bad kitty!

kitty: meow, Maaroooow, ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAw

me: No kitty, No going outside

Kitty: hiss and attack…

My arms look like I ran into a barbed wire fence…she tore the crap outta my hands. They are all swollen and bloody now.

I can’t wait until she gets spayed on the first.

Bet ya didn’t know I was famous…

and that is how bored I was this morning. Have a great day.